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... notes from an immigrant to New France.
Books I Read 2009
- The Inimitable Jeeves by P.G. Wodehouse
- Brainiac by Ken Jennings
- Fun Home Allison Bechtel
- Lush Life by Richard Price
- Election by Tom Perrota
- Yiddish Policemen's Union by Michael Chabon
- McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes Editors of McSweeney's
- Mating by Norman Rush
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Books I Read in 2008
- Little House in the Big Woods by Laura Ingalls Wilder
- Perfume by Patrick Suskind
- Into Thin Air by Jon Krakauer
- Confessions of Nat Turner by William Styron (!)
- Fortress of Solitude Jonathan Letham
- A Meal Observed by Andrew Todhunter
- The Road Cormac McCarthy
- Little Children by Tom Perrotta
- The Abstinence Teacher by Tom Perrotta
- Roads by Larry McMurtry
- Underground by Haruki Murakami
- Born Standing Up by Steve Martin
Books I Read in 2007
- Best Golf Writing by Dan Jenkins
- Independence Day by Richard Ford
- Ben Hogan by James Dodson
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J.K. Rowling
- Everyman by Philip Roth
- America's Words of Freedom by Stephen Rohde, et al.
- The Sportswriter by Richard Ford (!)
- The Areas of My Expertise by John Hodgman
- Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince by J.K. Rowling
- Tales from Q School by John Feinstein
- All the Presidents' Pastries by Roland Mesnier
- Look To Windward by Iain M. Banks
- Time's Arrow by Martin Amis
- You're Not the Boss of Me! by Erika Schickel
- The Bogey Man by George Plimpton
- Erasure by Percival Everett (!)
- Bury Me in a Pot Bunker by Pete Dye
- The House of Meetings by Martin Amis (!)
- The Game I Love by Sam Snead
- One L by Scott Turow
- Eternal Summer by Curt Sampson
- Fallen Angels by Walter Dean Meyers
- (?) = I don't get it.
- (!) = Great!
12 comments:
Ooh, ooh I've got one! Internets, if the Nazis had defeated England in the Battle of Britain would we be speaking German today?
Internets, you don't have an agent...
Well, I need to get one...
Where do I get my information? What the hell kind of question is that? It's none of your G-d d-mned business, but I'll tell you anyway.
All the knowledge of the universe comes through my brain. That's the secret of Internets. Really, I don't "get" my information. I already have it.
My real problem is rudeness. I don't know why I'm so rude.
Piss off!
Dear Internets,
This is a two-part question.
1. Is it true you were once a homeless person scrounging alleyways for your next meal?
2. Is it true that you rarely bathe yourself?
Internets will take your questions in the order that they were asked.
1. Look at the picture, dimwit, I am a cat. So I am not a "person." Doesn't take a rocket surgeon to figure that out. And what you call "homeless person [sic]scrounging alleyways for your next meal," I call freedom.
2. First, I got people to do that sh*t, and second I'm so fresh so clean like f*ckin' Outkast. Jezzuz.
Let me tell you, there's nothing to learn. Just act like you want to get in a fight.
And, b*tch... the people in your neighborhood are petulant, just not to your face.
Wake up!
Hi Guys,
Look, I'm sorry. Maybe we'll have to cancel this feature.
Don't cancel it! I think it could work really well as an infrequent seasonal feature, maybe quarterly. Much like "Dancing With The 'Stars'". But you don't want to overexpose it, like they did with "Millionaire."
Look, dilettante, she was thinking, "coke goes better with victory." Doing lines after defeat just makes you feel like a junkie. Who cares about this shit?
Internets, out.
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